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20100302

The ArianeB 6.4 walkthroughs: How to challenge ArianeB for an underwater race?

Entry 1666 posted in: a. ArianeB

NEW: THE ARIANEB WALKTHROUGHS have now got their own domain:
http://arianeb.atagong.com

Although there are plenty of pool activities in the ArianeB game, its maker decided a few versions ago to add a new challenge: the underwater race. Geeks will drool over the beauty and versatility of the Javascript code the simulation has been written in, but all I can do is wonder how on Earth a young woman can live in a house with a private pool and only have one bikini?

This scenario starts as usual, with a handshake and a steak dinner.
First: How do I introduce myself? 
Second: How to have a steak dinner? 

Go to the backyard.
Get in the hot tub. ArianeB jumps in the hot tub with her clothes on.

Change clothes.
Follow her into the bedroom.
Let her finish getting ready.
Go somewhere else.

Go back outside in a towel. ArianeB proposes to have a skinny dip in the pool.
Go skinny dipping.
Jump in naked.
Keep swimming naked.

Challenge her to a race.
Get ready to race.
A.
B.
C.

Basically you need to click the letters A, B and C in the right order and in the right time. The racetime parameter measures the time (in milliseconds) between the first and the last mouse click and decides who is the winner.

To win the game you need to click the three letters in between 2000 and 3000 milliseconds (or 2 and 3 seconds). If you click too fast the game tells you are out of breath, if you click too slow it means that you are too slow for ArianeB. The 3 underwater scenarios all have nice images.

Keep racing.
Go back to complete the lap.
Finish race.
It was a good race. The actual phrases may change and depend on your clicking speed.

Follow her out of the pool.

The game is all yours, but if you have won and enter the kitchen ArianeB will ask for a rematch.
I want a rematch. Want to get back in the pool and race again?
Accept suggestion.

The next FAQ: How to play the trivia game?
The previous FAQ: How to get the liquor in the lady? (by Arnulf)
The complete FAQ: All in one 

The ArianeB 6.4 walkthroughs: How to play the trivia game?

Entry 1667 posted in: a. ArianeB

NEW: THE ARIANEB WALKTHROUGHS have now got their own domain:
http://arianeb.atagong.com

ArianeB likes a riddle and a challenge and in this scenario we will have a go at the nightclub trivia game. Personally I find this one of the weaker parts of the simulation as it does nothing more, in my opinion anyway, than hold up the game. We start with the compliments and the steak dinner.

First: How do I introduce myself? 
Second: How to have a steak dinner? 

Go for a drive. Immediately click on the car after the dinner.
Go for a drive.
Go downtown.

Go to the nightclub.
Go to bar.
I’m driving so club soda please.

Play bar trivia game.
Get first question.

In the bar trivia game you will be asked a couple of questions and the goal of the game is of course to give the right answers. here is the list of all possible questions, and, noblesse oblige, their answers.

Books What 19th century author is often credited with inventing the mystery novel? C
Books What was the title of Sherlock Holmes first adventure? C
Celebrities Who was not born in Canada? D
Comic Books What super hero group was Iron Man a part of? A
Comic Books What Super Hero is a member of a Galactic Police force based on planet Oa? C
Geography The longest river in Asia is? C
Geography What is the continent with the fewest recognized countries? D
Geography Which of the following countries is not in Africa? D
History The descendants of the Persian Empire are associated with what modern country? D
History The famous Peruvian ruins of Machu Picchu were built by? D
History The Forbidden City and the Great Wall of China were completed during what Chinese dynasty? A
History The oldest "European" city in the US is? C
History What British sovereign signed the Magna Carta in 1215? B
History What famous "Doc" was a participant in "The Gunfight at the OK Corral"? B
History Who was crowned Emperor of the Holy Roman Empire on Christmas, 800 A.D.? A
Math the number 6 is considered the first "perfect number", whats the second? D
Math Whats the 5th number of the Fibonacci sequence? C
Math Which of the following is not a prime number? C
Movies In 1935, what was Bugs Bunny originally called? D
Movies The Will Smith movie I Am Legend is a remake of what classic Charleton Heston movie? C
Movies What actress played Tom Cruise`s love interest in Cocktail? A
Movies What popular young actress played Kitty Pryde in X-Men B
Movies What Vampire vs Werewolf movie was based on a novel by Stephanie Meyer? C
Movies What year were Bladerunner, Fast Times at Ridgemont High and Poltergeist released? C
Movies What year were Office Space, Fight Club and The Matrix released? B
Movies Which Johnny Depp film involved a search for Satan? B
Movies Which of the following heavily awarded movie won the least Oscars? D
Movies Which of these war movies was set mostly in Iraq? D
Movies Who directed the Carl Sagan movie Contact? B
Movies Who directed the underwater adventure The Abyss? D
Movies Who played Bond in On Her Majesty`s Secret Service? A
Movies Who sang the theme song to Pump Up The Volume? A
Music "If It Makes You Happy" and "Everyday is a Winding Road" are hits for what 90`s female singer/songwriter? A
Music "Smile", "The Fear" and "LDN" are hits by what female singer? B
Music Goat`s Head Soup was a 70`s album by what famous rock band? D
Music How old were Janis Joplin, Jim Morrison, Kurt Cobain, and Jimi Hendrix when they died? B
Music The hit song "Right Round" by Flo Rida was a remake of a hit by what 80`s New Wave band? C
Music What 80`s band had hits "She`s A Beauty" and "Talk to Ya Later"? D
Music What 80`s New Wave band sang Hungry Like The Wolf? A
Music What 80`s New Wave band sang Hungry Like The Wolf? D
Music What band is famous for creating rock operas like Tommy? B
Music What British Rock band has members 2D, Murdoc Niccals, Noodle, and Russel Hobbs? A
Music What song has the lyrics "doo wop, doo be doo doo wop, doo wah doo lang, blue days, black nights, doo wah doo lang"? C
Music Which Beatles song has lyrics mentioning "Father McKenzie"? A
Music Who is considered the first rap star? B
Music Who was the first African American to have a music video air on MTV? A
Mythology Who was the Greek Godess of Wisdom? B
Science Drug resistant bacteria is a perfect demonstration of? C
Science Einstein`s formula E C
Science In Physics a Newton Meter (Nm) is a unit measure of what? A
Science Organic Chemistry is the study of molecules containing this element? B
Science What order of species is a "Slow Loris"? A
Science Which of the following is not a sub atomic particle? B
Television How many human looking models of Cylons are there in the new version of Battlestar Galactica? D
Television On Star Trek, what race had laws called The Rules of Acquisition? A
Television On The Simpsons, who shot Mr. Burns? C
Television What corporation aired the first commercial on television? B
Television What is NOT a race from Babylon 5? A
Television What was the evil organization on the show Dark Angel? B
Television Which character from The IT Crowd is not a member of the IT department? D

Let's leave. Lucky for us ArianeB gets tired after 3 questions, but the downside is that the club can't be visited anymore.
As usual I leave it to you to further explore the game and its possibilities.

The next FAQ: How to have a photoshoot? (for version 6.4)
The previous FAQ: How to challenge ArianeB for an underwater race?
The complete FAQ: All in one 

20100303

The ArianeB 6.3 walkthroughs: How to have a photoshoot?

Entry 1668 posted in: a. ArianeB

NEW: THE ARIANEB WALKTHROUGHS have now got their own domain:
http://arianeb.atagong.com

(This walkthrough only partially works with ArianeB 6.4. An update is posted here: How to have a photoshoot?)

The photo shoot! One of the most cherished episodes of the ArianeB saga. Read here how to get there and get there... all the way. Start a new game of ArianeB and...

First: How do I introduce myself? 
Second: How to have a steak dinner? 

After dinner...
Go for a drive. (click on the car)
Go for a drive.
Head towards outskirts.
Take a scenic drive out of town.
Continue drive.

You forgot to get gas?
Now we are stuck out here in the middle of nowhere.
On a scale of 1 to 10 you get a 3.
THE END

So next time if you want to drive to the suburbs, be sure to get some petrol in the tank... like this...

First: How do I introduce myself? 
Second: How to have a steak dinner? 

After dinner...
Go for a drive. (click on the car)
Go for a drive.

Go to gas station.
Fill up tank. ArianeB has bought a camera.
Hit the road.

Head to outskirts.
Take a scenic drive out of town.
Continue drive.
Get out and look around.

Enjoy the view. ArianeB tests the camera.
Ask to take her picture.
Take snapshot.

ArianeB will only model if you compliment her after each picture. If you forget this or go to fast she will end the session.

Ask her to try a modeling pose. Say 'Gorgeous'. (click on her head for the compliment, the text will appear at the bottom of the screen)
Ask her for an even sexier pose. Say 'Very sexy'.
Ask her to pose topless. Say 'You could sell jeans to me'.
Ask her to be less modest, more sexy. Say 'You are so beautiful'.

Ask her to take her pants off. Say 'I couldn't help it, you have a nice butt'.
Ask her to pose in her underwear. Say 'Wow, now that is sexy!'.
Face the camera and slowly lower your panties. Say 'The innocent look is so cute'. By now ArianeB is getting a bit scary and she asks you what to do next.

Say 'I'll let you decide. You can quit anytime.' Say 'That was a brave sexy move.'
Say 'Let's try an artistic nude by the car'. Say 'You are too hot to be arrested'.
Ask her for something more erotic. Say 'You are really getting into this'.
Ask her for full backside nudity. Say 'Nice ass'. You could probably see more than my ass from that angle.

Ask her for a tight boob shot. Say 'Your breasts are beautiful in any position'. ArianeB is a bit tired of being the only model, so she has got an idea.
Give her the camera.
Take off your clothes and pose nude.
Let it all hang out.

Pose for a gratuitous penis shot.
Is this sexy enough? The end picture of the photo shoot can go different ways, if you want to try all endings out you will have to play this scenario more than once.

Either you can:
How about you touching my penis? (Do not forget to return the favor afterwards.)
or:
How about a gratuitous pussy shot?

As ArianeB is rather exhausted she will kick you out.

The next FAQ: How to have a slightly different photoshoot? (for version 6.3 and before)
The previous FAQ: How to challenge ArianeB for an underwater race?
The complete FAQ: All in one 

20100304

The ArianeB 6.3 walkthroughs: How to have a slightly different photoshoot?

Entry 1669 posted in: a. ArianeB

NEW: THE ARIANEB WALKTHROUGHS have now got their own domain:
http://arianeb.atagong.com

(This walkthrough only partially works with ArianeB 6.4. An update is posted here: How to have a photoshoot?) The previous walkthrough showed us how to have a photo shoot after dinner (with ArianeB dressed casually). It has been said before that different situations can (and will) be triggered according to previous circumstances. In this walkthrough we will get a slightly different photo shoot after having a bikini dinner. ArianeB will first change clothes when we decide to leave the house. (This walkthrough has been upgraded on the 25th of March 2010, thanks to Fraekke.)

First: How do I introduce myself? 
Second: How to have a patio dinner? 

After dinner: Go somewhere else.
Go back inside.
Go to the bedroom to get dressed.
Follow her into the bedroom.
Let her get her pants on.

Go somewhere else.
Go for a drive.
Go for a drive.
Go to gas station.
Fill up tank. ArianeB has bought a camera.

Hit the road.
Head to outskirts.
Take a scenic drive out of town.
Continue drive.

Get out and look around.
Enjoy the view.
Ask to take her picture.
Take snapshot.

The game of modeling and complimenting will start again.
Ask her to try a modeling pose. Say 'Gorgeous'. (Compliment her by clicking her face)
Ask her for an even sexier pose. Say 'Very sexy'.

Ask her to pose in her underwear.
Take a picture of her in her underwear. Say'Nice legs'.
Action shot-jump in the air. Say'You would look good even in motion blur'.

Pull your shirt down over your panties. Say'Yes thats what I'm looking for.
Let's try some sexy photos by the car. True, but you have the pinup look.
Your panties are not very sexy, a thong would be better. Wow that is daring and very hot.
Step back, bend over, and stretch toward the car. I like that look, this is the best picture yet.

Two different shots can be taken here...

Semi Nude Front Shot
How about a semi nude front shot? I'll let you decide what you want to do next.
I'm ready when you are. Wow, you are incredible.

Nude Back Shot
How about a nude back shot? That is a nice sexy pose.
Pose facing forward. Wow, you are incredible.

After the previous shots the game will revert back to the 'default' ending from the previous walkthrough.

Get in the car and relax for a picture. I'm feeling more relaxed already. Relaxed looks good on you (compliment her).
Try playing with your breasts. Say 'Your breasts are beautiful in any position'.

ArianeB is a bit tired of being the only model, so she has got an idea.
Give her the camera.

An alternative ending to the photoshoot session was given to me by Fraekke. Here it is:

Take off your clothes and pose nude.
Cover your genitals. ArianeB understands that you are being modest and proposes to show hers if you show yours.

You can either:
Pose for gratuitous penis shot.
Or:
OK, you go first then.

How about one of my penis between your legs?
Got the money shot.
Ungh!... Ungh!... Ungh!... Ungh!... Ungh!... Ungh!... Ungh!... Ungh!... Ungh!...

Drive her home.

The next FAQ: How to play some bikini basket?
The previous FAQ: How to have a photoshoot? 
The complete FAQ: All in one 

20100305

The ArianeB 6.4 walkthroughs: How to play some bikini basket?

Entry 1670 posted in: a. ArianeB

NEW: THE ARIANEB WALKTHROUGHS have now got their own domain:
http://arianeb.atagong.com

The last few walkthroughs will use the art of recycling past ideas and will show you some situations that have all been described before, but with a twist. In a very early walkthrough we explained how to play basketball with ArianeB: How to play (and win) the basketball game? In this variation the game is played in bikini (worn by ArianeB of course).

First: How do I introduce myself? 
Second: How to have a steak dinner? 

After dinner, let's have some dessert first.

Go to the kitchen for dessert.
Eat dessert.
Go to the bedroom to put on a swimsuit.
Wait for her in the hallway.

Go to the backyard. There is no other option.
Go back inside.
Go to the kitchen.

ArianeB will grab in her bag of suggestions:

Let`s get in my car and go for a drive downtown.
Ask if she has other ideas.

How about we take a walk to the park and do something there?
Accept the suggestion.

Wait for her to put her shoes on.
Follow her to the park.

Go to the park.
Follow her to the park.
Try a shot. To make the first shot you need to throw the ball inside the rectangle, consult the screenshot here.

Her turn to shoot.
Let her shoot.
Take your shot. To make the second shot you need to hit the circle here.

Her turn to shoot.
Defend the basket. The ArianeB code randomly makes her miss or hit the second and third shots. ArianeB will try to disturb you by showing some flesh.

Aim here. To make the 3 point jumper you need to hit the basketball backboard exactly where the circle is located.
Wow that's a tough shot and you made it!
Finish game.

Go back to her place. (The simulation is all yours. I suggest going to the store to grab some beers. Ariane will feel again overdressed after a couple of Carlsberg.)

An easy way to win at basketball is to download the patch pack and to replace the original images with the patched ones. But as always, (deliberately) loosing the game, will show alternative images. As far as I have tested the game, the result of the basketball game does not influence next events.

The Felix Atagong ArianeB 6.21 - 6.4 patch

Unzip the PATCH621.zip file.
Replace the pictures in the 'datingsimulator/images' folder with the patched ones.
The new pictures highlight the hotpoints to win:
the basketball game
the stargazing game
the handstand on the beach
The 'originals' folder contains the original unpatched images if you would like to restore the game.
The next FAQ: How to show some nude gymnastic skills and watch the stars (again)?
The previous FAQ: How to have a slightly different photoshoot? (for version 6.4)
The complete FAQ: All in one 

The ArianeB 6.4 walkthroughs: How to show some nude gymnastic skills
and watch the stars (again)?

Entry 1671 posted in: a. ArianeB

NEW: THE ARIANEB WALKTHROUGHS have now got their own domain:
http://arianeb.atagong.com

In our continuing series of recycling old ideas I will now show how you can have a gymnastic demonstration at the playground, but this time with ArianeB wearing her evening dress. The only problem is that in that kind of dress ArianeB isn't really suited to hang upside down from the monkey bars. Basically this is a variation of the walkthrough: How to get to the playground? 

And if that is not enough I will recycle the stargaze quiz again, for the simple reason that I like it. The stargaze quiz can also be found at How to look at the sky (and win the gamble)? and How to get the liquor in the lady?

Start the game, please.

Fisrt: How do I introduce myself? 
Second: How to have a steak dinner? 

Go to the bedroom to put on a swimsuit.
Follow her into the bedroom.
Let her finish.
Go to the backyard.

Go swimming.
Jump in with her.
Swim some more.
Let’s get out of the pool.
Follow her out of the pool.

Go back inside.
Take a shower.
Follow her into the bathroom.
Continue to watch.

Grab a towel.
Take a shower.
Get dressed and go for a drive. (click on the car)

Follow her into the bedroom.
Let her finish dressing.
Go for a drive.
Go downtown.

Go to the nightclub.
Go to bar.
I’m driving so club soda please.
Ask her to dance.

Keep dancing.
Protect Ariane.
Get her away from this guy.
Get out of the club.

Head back home.
Go to the kitchen. ArianeB's suggestion box opens:

How about we take a walk to the park and do something there?
Accept the suggestion.
Wait for her to put her shoes on.
Follow her to the park.

Take the other swing.
Finish swinging.
Climb on top and hang upside down.
Ask her to show her gymnastic skills.

Tell her she is doing well anyways. I'm going to take off my shoes and dress and see if I still have my old skills.
I don’t mind at all.
Wow! That is pretty good.
Applaud.

Follow her back to her place.
Go to the backyard.
Sit and look at the stars (hotpoint right from the hot tub just above the wine glass)

If you have downloaded and installed the 6.21 - 6.4 patch there is nothing to worry about as the answers will be visible on the screen. In case of doubt you can always consult the walkthrough: How to look at the sky (and win the gamble)? Let's presume you have given the correct answer... (you will have to in order to continue.)

Absolutely right! Choose your reward. Do you want me to Go out and get some beer?, or take my dress off?
Do you want me to take my dress off? You can always have that beer later if you want.
Let her undress.
Kiss her.
Stop kissing.
Kiss her on the neck.
Stop necking.

If you don't have an idea what to do next you will have to read all the walkthroughs over again...

The Felix Atagong ArianeB 6.21 patch

Unzip the PATCH621.zip file.
Replace the pictures in the 'datingsimulator/images' folder with the patched ones.
The new pictures highlight the hotpoints to win:
the basketball game
the stargazing game
the handstand on the beach
The 'originals' folder contains the original unpatched images if you would like to restore the game.
The next FAQ: for version 6.45 and higher: How to go to the stripclub without Rebecca? 
The next FAQ: for version 6.2 to 6.4: How to go to the stripclub without Rebecca?
The previous FAQ: How to play some bikini basket?
The complete FAQ: All in one 

The ArianeB 6.4 walkthroughs: How to go to the stripclub without Rebecca?

Entry 1672 posted in: a. ArianeB

NEW: THE ARIANEB WALKTHROUGHS have now got their own domain:
http://arianeb.atagong.com

Update: this scenario has been altered in ArianeB 6.45, please visit the following walkthrough: How to go to the stripclub without Rebecca? 

In our continuing series of the ArianeB walkthrough recycling program I will now show you how to get to the stripclub, bypassing Rebecca. As Rebecca will not be present you will not see her show, ArianeB however will have to make the moves that have already been explained in How to go to the strip club with Rebecca? 

First: How do I introduce myself? 
Second: How to have a bistro dinner? 

If you have played the game before you'll remember that ArianeB wants to have a drink after the dinner...

Go to bar.
I'm driving so club soda please.
Ask her to dance.
Keep dancing.

Protect Ariane.
Get her away from this guy.
Get out of the club. ArianeB wants to leave the town asap...

Head to outskirts.
Go to the Live Cabaret. You took me to a strip club? That seems a little weird for a date!
Ask her to join Amateur Night contest.
Encourage her to striptease.
Let's get started.

Remove Jacket.
Pole Dance.
Remove Skirt.
Pole Dance.

Remove Vest.
Rub Body.
Sexy Dance.
Chair Dance.

Remove Bra.
Rub Body.
Chair Dance.
Sexy Dance.

Remove Thong.
Sexy Dance.
Chair Dance.
Rub Body.

(The following steps are no longer valid in version 6.45.)

Live Sex Act.
End routine.
Contest result.
Get dressed and celebrate victory.

Take her back to her place.
Wait for her in the hallway.
Go naked hot tubbing.

Etc.

The next FAQ: ArianeB jumps in the pool with her clothes on and gets plastered on whiskey!
The previous FAQ: How to show some nude gymnastic skills and watch the stars (again)?
The complete FAQ: All in one 

20100307

When in shit, call IT (True Story IV)

Entry 1673 posted in: 6. Self-Made Monsters

actually this gizmo does exist: http://www.atechflash.com This is a true story.
Again.
I work for the Belgian branch of a company that has a few thousand employees and this week it was big chief powwow day, meaning that the meeting room would be constantly visited by people of slowly descending picking order until the bosses would find someone they could blame for whatever reason they would like to blame him (or her) for.

The CEO invaded the meeting room, with in his slipstream the three vice-CEO-s (we like to call them the holy trinity) representing sales and marketing, bookkeeping and the third who likes calling herself the caca-manager in lack of a proper job description. A coffee machine was hauled in with a select choice of espressos, mild long coffees, strong long coffees and the obligate brown liquid of the decaffeinated kind. All they missed now was George Clooney to make a funny comment.

From my desk I heard how somebody’s - anybody's - telephone rang, the person in question would hastily leave, with a face red as Heinz tomato ketchup, towards the meeting room and several minutes later he / she would reappear, with a face grey as ash, trying to keep that certain air of je ne sais quoi although we all knew that he / she would go sobbing later on in the toilets.

We were looking at each other every time a telephone rang. Then a happy sigh when it didn’t come from the staff but just from a complaining customer.

Then my telephone rang. Everybody was looking at me. It’s the meeting room, I whispered. Eyes big as saucers were looking into my direction. I cleared my throat. And said: Felix Atagong, IT department.

Yeah Felix, said the big chief, sorry to disturb you, but do you happen to know where the toilet paper is?

I had to confess that I didn’t know the present state of our current toilet paper stock. There was howling laughter in the background.

When in shit, call the IT department.

Other True stories on this blog:
True Story
True Story (the sequel)
True Story (part 3, the horror returns) 

20100313

Gretta Speaks (Pt. 2)

Entry 1674 posted in: The Holy Church of Iggy the Inuit

In a previous post the Holy Church of Iggy the Inuit published an interview with Margaretta Barclay, her first in 40 years, remembering the Syd Barrett days of 1969.

The second part tries to tie some loose knots but fails miserably in giving some more information about:
Iggy (Evelyn),
Meic Stevens,
Rusty B. and
Syd Barrett.

Gretta Speaks, the sequel, now available on the better browsers of the net! 3D glasses not included.

The ArianeB 6.4 walkthroughs: ArianeB jumps in the pool with her clothes on
and gets plastered on whiskey!

Entry 1675 posted in: a. ArianeB

NEW: THE ARIANEB WALKTHROUGHS have now got their own domain:
http://arianeb.atagong.com

Trevor send me a nice mail showing me an alternative way to continue with the story after ArianeB has jumped into the pool with her clothes on. Pool scenarios 1 and 2 can be found at the following walkthrough: Will ArianeB jump in the pool with her clothes on?. Obviously I investigated this a bit further and found out that going to the kitchen will trigger the whiskey scenario as well, but this time with ArianeB dressed in a towel (see also: How to get the liquor in the lady?).

Pool Scenario 3

First: How do I introduce myself? 
Second: How to have a steak dinner? 

Go to the backyard.
Go swimming. ArianeB will jump in the pool with her clothes on.
Yell!
Change clothes.
Follow her into the bedroom. ArianeB doesn't seem to mind at all.
Let her finish getting ready.
Go somewhere else.

Dance, Dip, Nip

You can, from here, got to the living room and dance with ArianeB (not unlike: How to do some dirty dancing?).

Dance In the Living Room. Dancing in just a towel is a little ticklish...
Country.
Change music or dance again.
Rock.

...or the other way round.

Rock.
Change music or dance again.
Country.

Stop dancing and go somewhere else.
Go back outside naked.
Go skinny dipping. (see also: How to skinny dip?)
Jump in naked.

Grab her boob.
Romantic.
Go inside and take a shower. Suddenly ArianeB is wearing a towel again. This is a possible bug because a picture of ArianeB entering the shower without her clothes on does exist (enterbath6.jpg).
Follow her into the bathroom.
Continue to watch.
Grab a towel. Now ArianeB puts on a towel.
Take a shower.

Whiskey Scenario 2

Go to the kitchen. The ArianeB suggestion pack kicks in.

I`m out of beer, lets go to the convenience store for a six pack?
Ask if she has got any other ideas.

What do you say we grab some whiskey out of the cabinet and get plastered?
Accept the suggestion.

We have had a whiskey scenario before (see: How to get the liquor in the lady?), but this time ArianeB sits in the kitchen only wearing a towel.

Drink whiskey.
Finish drink.
Kiss her.
Grab her breasts.
Stop fondling.
Touch her pussy.
Stop.

Here`s mud in your eye! ArianeB drinks the rest of the whiskey... and falls asleep.
Finish.
Carry her to bed. You can tuck her in and sleep next to her, but an alternate ending is to:

Call a cab home.
A rather ashamed ArianeB will give you a call the next morning.

(Thanks to Trevor for giving me the tip!)

The next FAQ: Getting ready for the pillow fight
The previous FAQ: for versions 6.45 and higher: How to go to the stripclub without Rebecca? 
The previous FAQ: for versions 6.2 to 6.4: How to go to the stripclub without Rebecca?
The complete FAQ: All in one 

20100326

All about Evelyn

Entry 1676 posted in: The Holy Church of Iggy the Inuit

Roundup of the Mojo vs Iggy story by publishing two letters that have appeared in the April issue of Mojo magazine (197).

First the letter from Peter Brown [Thongman] identifying Iggy as Evelyn and telling how she left London for Brighton in the early Seventies.

Second: Jenny Spires's letter to Mojo setting a couple of things straight: the painted floor job, the case of the dead daffodils and Syd's alleged involvement with mandrax.

All about Evelyn now being praised at the Holy Church of Iggy the Inuit.

20100331

iPod Random Generator March 2010

Entry 1677 posted in: 9. I, Pod

My iPod statistics for the month of March 2010.

Every month a graph will be published here, the playlist of the month will appear on my MySpace blog and the overview of the year will be glued on my MySpace entrance page. Nothing to be excited about.

For those who still want to know the how and what and where and when I give you this old link: Random Blueß aka sucking for statistics 

And here are the last 10 songs that enjoyed my life:
This Heaven David Gilmour The Ballad Of John And Yoko The Beatles Papa's Got A Brand New Pigbag Pig Bag Love's A Loaded Gun Alice Cooper If I Had The World To Give Grateful Dead The Model Kraftwerk The Wave Van Der Graaf Broken Heart Spiritualized Paintbox Pink Floyd The Siren Song Van Der Graaf.

If you want to know how the graph looked like last month: iPod Random Generator February 2010